The 101st Entry at Halton W3C validate WC3 c88


Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he
 was shot dead by the woman's husband!


 A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain
so that they can see their own doctor.

 Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of
 humus and Taramasalata. It's a double dip recession.

 A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are
 busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have
 to be a little patient".

 In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as: "I've blown the
 head gasket on my 1997 XR3i" rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old
 escort". The police still haven't seen the funny side, my laptop's been
 confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mum's.

 63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
 It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed..
 The police are blaming AL IKEA .

 
 Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco.
 Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
 Police stop a Pakistani in his transit on the motorway. Policeman says"Do
 you know the limit is 70?" The driver leans into the back and says: "Hear
 that - 3 of you have got to get out!"

 
 Paddy & Mick stagger out of the zoo with blood pouring from them. "Bollocks
 to that" said Paddy "That's the last time I go lion dancing"

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